Ty Burrell credited as playing...
Phil Dunphy
- Andre: She wore you down, didn't she?
- Phil Dunphy: This is not about Claire. I really want to sell you the car.
- Andre: It's sad. She got you to believe that.
- Phil Dunphy: No, I... turns out I'm just not a convertible guy.
- Andre: Well, your loss is my gain. It's a sweet ride, Phil.
- Phil Dunphy: Right?
- Andre: It really is. Wow.
- [Sniffs]
- Andre: Ugh. Uh-oh.
- Phil Dunphy: What?
- Andre: I'm getting, like, a whiff of mildew.
- Phil Dunphy: [Sniffs] I don't smell anything.
- Andre: [Sniffs deeply] Yep, that's mildew.
- Phil Dunphy: Huh?
- Andre: This car's been in the flood. It's a Katrina car! I'm offended that you tried to sell me a Katrina car, Phil!
- Phil Dunphy: Your wife won't let you have a convertible, will she?
- Andre: We will never know, 'cause I'm afraid to ask.
- Alex Dunphy: Dad, I don't like this.
- Phil Dunphy: Why not?
- Alex Dunphy: My friend Molly's dad bought a sports car, and now he lives in a studio apartment and dates a girl who works at Forever 21, which she won't be for two years.
- Phil Dunphy: Honey, I'm not leaving your mom.
- Luke Dunphy: Might not be your call.
- Haley Dunphy: Oh, my God, it's so pretty! I love it! And I love you, and I promise I'll take super good care of it!
- Haley Dunphy: Can I tell her? Please. I ask for so little.
- Phil Dunphy: Alex, be nice to your sister.
- Alex Dunphy: It's Dad's car, not yours.
- Haley Dunphy: What? But you're too old for this! Ugh, it's just like last year when you wouldn't take off those skinny jeans.
- Alex Dunphy: Wouldn't, or couldn't?