Asher Grodman credited as playing...
Trevor
- Trevor: TV time.
- Pete Martino: What... What about it?
- Trevor: That's how I take Hetty down. Yes, she's been around a long time, but I was a Wall Street whiz kid. And you just gave me an idea for a new financial instrument. It's simple as long as you understand the basic principles of market power and the downward sloping demand curve.
- Pete Martino: Okay. Well, I'm out. But have fun.
- Trevor: You'll be back. You'll all be back.
- Hetty Woodstone: No, Trevor. Not if we stick together. Because together...... the power belongs to the people. Oh, I hate myself. I really hated saying that.
- Samantha: Sass just came in and he wants you to move seats?
- Sasappis: Well, for about six minutes every afternoon, that chair is bathed in a shaft of light and it feels really nice. We don't have a lot going on, Sam.
- Samantha: He likes the shaft of light.
- Jay Arondekar: Sure, buddy. Go for it.
- Sasappis: Yes! Oh.
- Trevor: Oh, crap...
- Sasappis: Too late. I got the shaft.
- Isaac Higgintoot: Damn it. I snooze-eth and lose-eth.
- Isaac Higgintoot: Sass, I'll give you ten back rubs for the seat.
- Trevor: I'll make it 20.
- Sasappis: That's a pretty generous offer.
- Hetty Woodstone: 100 back rubs!
- Sasappis: You got yourself a deal.
- Samantha: I'm sorry, what is going on? Back rubs?
- Trevor: You don't know about the back rubs? How does she not know about the back rubs?
- Samantha: Honestly, I try to shut a lot of this ghost stuff out.
- Jay Arondekar: You don't deserve this power.
- Sasappis: Back rubs are like our ghost currency.
- Thorfinn: We can't handle money, so centuries ago we decided on back rubs.
- Trevor: The problem is, no one can compete with Hetty.
- Isaac Higgintoot: Through a combination of shrewd bargaining and a general disdain for physical touch...
- Hetty Woodstone: Hmm.
- Isaac Higgintoot: ...which leads her to never cash them in, Hetty has amassed a vast wealth of back rubs.
- Trevor: It's not fair. Hetty's constantly outbidding me. I've only been dead for 20 years. I don't have the capital.
- Hetty Woodstone: Well, Trevor, that's just how the world works. You're new money and you always will be. In the meantime, it is I who gets the shaft. And, let me tell you, it feels so good.
- Trevor: The plan's actually quite simple. I bought everyone's TV time. And now I have a monopoly for the next month. And I'm gonna use it to watch classic '90s figure skating rom-com The Cutting Edge on repeat. Relax, relax. All you have to do is buy your TV time back from me... at a huge markup, of course.