Miss Daisy, who teaches second grade, doesn't know how to add or subtract. Not only that, she doesn't know how to read or write, either. She is the dumbest teacher in the history of the world.
A.J. and his classmates are convinced that new school librarian, Mrs. Roopy, has multiple personality disorder because she keeps pretending to be famous people.
Art teacher Ms. Hannah shows A.J. and the gang that art is everywhere. She wears dresses made out of pot holders. But worst of all, she makes A.J. draw a picture with smelly, tattletale Andrea.
The gym teacher, Miss Small, is teaching A.J., Andrea and the gang to juggle scarves, balance feathers and do the Chicken Dance. Is this any way to stay in shape? Whatever happened to good old dodge ball?
