Neil Patrick Harris credited as playing...
Barney Stinson
- Barney Stinson: Fine I'll fill her in and I am so angry I am not even going to make a joke about filling her in, which I did three times last night. Self five!
- Barney Stinson: And now to seal this sacred vow, the two ladies will kiss.
- Robin Scherbatsky: [Complaining] Barney!
- Barney Stinson: The two ladies will kiss!
- Robin Scherbatsky: [Robin and Lily kiss and Robin tries to pull away, but Lily keeps kissing her] Uh, Lily.
- Lily Aldrin: Sorry.
- Barney Stinson: And now the gentlemen...
- Ted Mosby: [Serious protest] DUDE!
- Barney Stinson: [Adamant] And now the gentlemen!
- [Marshall and Ted kiss]
- Barney Stinson: I was going to say "And now the gentlemen bump fists." How long you been holding back that one?