Mara Wilson credited as playing...
Mara Wilson
- Mara Wilson: Hello, Critic.
- Nostalgia Critic: [surprised] Mara Wilson?
- Mara Wilson: I heard you've been saying some pretty nasty things about me.
- Nostalgia Critic: Oh, hey, forget it, missy! You knew what you were doing back then as a kid! If you didn't want people like me making fun of your work, you wouldn't have chosen so many crappy movies. I don't care how old you were!
- Mara Wilson: So you think kids should be held accountable for what they film, no matter what their age?
- Nostalgia Critic: Damn right, sister!
- Mara Wilson: [smirks] Because I came across some interesting videos from a little town called Bothell, Washington.
- Nostalgia Critic: [suddenly nervous] Bothell, Washington?
- Mara Wilson: Yes, of a certain Internet critic who made movies when he was a young lad.
- Nostalgia Critic: You're bluffing. You don't really have those videos.
- Mara Wilson: Roll the film.
- [an old video of the Critic when he was younger is shown]
- Mara Wilson: Ah, isn't it wonderful?
- [shows off another video of the younger Critic]
- Nostalgia Critic: Oh my God, I thought I had these burned!
- Mara Wilson: How brave of you to go with those braces. Tell me, was it meant to look like your teeth were eating over them?
- Nostalgia Critic: SHUT UP!
- Mara Wilson: The acne is a nice touch, too. I bet you purposely never showered just to get that effect.
- Nostalgia Critic: It was Seattle during the grunge era; none of us did!