Carolyn Lawrence: Sandy

The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water

Sandy

SpongeBob SquarePants: Cotton candy.
Sandy Cheeks: If you ate all of that, you'll have enough energy to run around the whole world.
[SpongeBob and Patrick eat the cotton candy, and start laughing as they seem to run around the world... which turns out to be Sandy switching postcards for a background]
Sandy Cheeks: Ahh! When is the sugar gonna wear off?
[SpongeBob and Patrick fall on their faces. Squidward looks relieved]

SpongeBob SquarePants: A giant hairy porpoise - beached! It's suffering. The poor thing.
Mr. Krabs: We need to get these guys back in the water.
Sandy Cheeks: Y'all, those ain't porpoises...
Mr. Krabs: All hands on deck!
[the guys rush towards the man, not listening to Sandy]
Sandy Cheeks: Oh, brother...
[the gang tries to roll the man in the ocean, but he lands on them in the sand]
Squidward Tentacles: Well, I guess this is where that horrible smell was coming from.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Your order, sir?
[cut to Sandy at the drive-thru]
Sandy Cheeks: I'll have two Krabby Patties: extra ketchup, extra mustard, and hold the mayo.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Wrong channel!
[He redials the telephone]
SpongeBob SquarePants: Your order, sir?
Mr. Krabs: Extra ketchup, extra mustard, hold the mayo!

Sandy Cheeks: Hello? Hello? Guess y'all don't want my money.
Mr. Krabs: Money?
[He take's Sandy's money from through the drive-thru and hands the squirrel her patties]
Mr. Krabs: Thank you come again.

News Anchor Fish: [on Bikini Bottom Action News on Sandy's TV, as the squirrel herself silently shocks] We interrupt your regular program for an important news bulletin.
Perch Perkins: [on TV; in Downtown Bikini Bottom on the scene of apolyipse] Perch Perkins reporting live from Downtown Bikini...
[he ducks down for a moment as the apporaching boat]
Perch Perkins: [continues] Bottom. Complete chaos here today as our town attempts to deal with a sudden and complete shortage of Krabby Patties.
Perch Perkins: [the building behind him falls down and sets on fire; helps] Whoa!
Perch Perkins: [continues] Events here have this reporter wondering, what is the secret ingredient in Krabby Patties any...
Perch Perkins: [screams as he runs a-] wa-aa-ay?
Fish: [comes in] It's love! The secret ingredient is love!
[the fish attacks the camera, Sandy turns off her TV]
Sandy Cheeks: [gasps] No more Krabby Patties?
Sandy Cheeks: [continues as the shadow casts on her picnic table] If I'd known that, I'd have chewed it slower.
Sandy Cheeks: [backs away from her table] Huh?
[the shadow reveals that the page of storybook that Burgerbeard threw away into the water "sinking" down]
Sandy Cheeks: What the corndog is that?
[the page lands on top of her treedome]