Yvette Nicole Brown credited as playing...
Shirley Bennett
- Troy Barnes: Shirley, never change. Or do, if you want, I'm not your boss.
- Shirley Bennett: Oh, honey.
- [They hug]
- Pierce Hawthorne: Never wear a rubber.
- Jeff Winger: [Shakes hands with Troy] Never listen to Pierce.
- Troy Barnes: [Annie hugs him] Whenever you finally finish that jigsaw puzzle, will you tell me what kind of boat is at the end of that dock?
- [Annie nods]
- Britta Perry: This is a lock of my hair.
- Troy Barnes: [Overly sentimental] Creepy.
- [Abed comes up to him, Troy whispers something in his ear, Abed nods, and they do their secret handshake]
- Murray: All right, let's go.
- [Troy exchange a last look with the group before exiting after Murray]
- Annie Edison: Abed? What did he say to you?
- Abed Nadir: [Teary eyed] He said "I know you hate it when people do this in movies." Sorry I got emotional.
- Shirley Bennett: The real Dean never would have expelled us. He loved us.
- Officer Cackowski: Unfortunately, love is not admissible evidence. Ooh!
- [sings into recorder]
- Officer Cackowski: Love is not admissible evidence! I'm working on a cop opera.
- Shirley Bennett, Jeff Winger, Britta Perry, Abed Nadir, Troy Barnes, Annie Edison: Copera!
- Pierce Hawthorne: Police-ical!