Noël Wells: Lieutenant jg D'Vana Tendi • Rom's Servant
Parth Ferengi's Heart Place
Star Trek: Lower Decks
Noël Wells credited as playing...
Lieutenant jg D'Vana Tendi • Rom's Servant
- [Commander Ransom is assigning duty to the lieutenants junior grade]
- Jack Ransom: [entering repair bay where Boimler, Mariner, Tendi, and Rutherford are working] Lieutenant junior grades. "Lieutenant juniors grade"? "Lieutenants junior grade"? Whatever. You four just pulled the most coveted job at StarFleet.
- D'Vana Tendi, Sam Rutherford: Balancing the positron compression chamber?
- Jack Ransom: No. Travel guide duty!
- Beckett Mariner: I thought that was a myth.
- D'Vana Tendi: What's travel guide duty?
- Jack Ransom: StarFleet has travel guides for all habitable planets. The file for Ferenginar hasn't been updated in years, so...
- Beckett Mariner: StarFleet's gonna foot the bill for us to go to as many bars, restaurants, bars, hotels, pubs, bars, saloons, cantinas, and bars as we want.
- Jack Ransom: Also museums, historical sites, but, basically, yeah, it's mostly bars.
- Brad Boimler: Oh. How many places do people usually review?
- Jack Ransom: I don't know. Four or five?
- Brad Boimler: [excitedly] Great! I'm gonna do 40. I'll pack my schedule so full that I do everything and enjoy nothing.
- Jack Ransom: It's not a contest, Lieutenant. You can take your...
- Brad Boimler: Sir, I'm only a lieutenant junior grade. I have everything to prove. *gasp* I need to make an itinerary!
- [Boimler runs out of the repair bay, whimpering]
- Jack Ransom: Does he drink a lot of coffee?
- Beckett Mariner: Oh, yeah.
- D'Vana Tendi: Mm-hmm, tons.