Chris Hemsworth credited as playing...
Agent H
- Agent H: You've never been in love, have you? I'm not making fun. I'm genuinely asking. You've never once abandoned logic for passion?
- Agent M: Heh. No, I haven't. Passion is unstable, and logic is constant. Yeah. Physical attraction is nothing more than chemical reactions in your brain. Can't trust them. They're not real.
- Agent H: Isn't the whole universe a chemical reaction? Pretty sure you can trust that. Feels pretty real.
- Pawny: That's actually kind of deep.
- Agent H: So, uh, it's Molly, huh?
- Agent M: You're not supposed to know that.
- Agent H: Well, too late. I know it now. Guess that it's only fair that you know mine.
- Agent M: I don't wanna know.
- Agent H: I'm gonna tell you.
- Agent M: Okay.
- Agent H: You ready? Horatio.
- Agent M: It is not.
- Agent H: It's not. It's Henry.
- Agent M: Yeah, you look like a Henry.
- Agent H: Good. It's all I got.
- Pawny: I'm Steve.
- Agent M: Steve? I thought you said pawns don't have names.
- Agent H: We don't. I was just feeling left out.
- Agent M: Oh, Steve.
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- M.I.B UK Branch Head: God, do I hate Paris.
- Agent H: Not to worry. Probably won't be around much longer.