Jonathan Groff: Kristoff

Frozen

Kristoff

Anna: Olaf, did Elsa build you?
Olaf: Yeah. Why?
Anna: Do you know where she is?
Kristoff: [examining Olaf's arm] Fascinating.
Olaf: Yeah. Why?
Anna: Do you think you could show us the way?
Olaf: Yeah. Why?
Kristoff: [still examining Olaf's arm] How does this work?
[gets slapped by Olaf's arm]
Kristoff: Ow!
Olaf: [talking to Kristoff while putting his arm back on] Stop it Sven. Try and focus here.
[back to Anna]
Olaf: Yeah. Why?
Kristoff: I'll tell you why, we need Elsa to bring back summer.
Olaf: Summer?
Anna: Mmm-hmm.
Olaf: Oh, I don't know why, but I've always loved the idea of summer, and sun, and all things hot.
Kristoff: Really? I'm guessing you don't have much experience with heat.
Olaf: Nope!

Kristoff: So, uh tell me. What made the Queen go all ice crazy?
Anna: Oh well, it was all my fault. I got engaged, but then she freaked out because I'd only just met him, you know that day. She said she wouldn't bless the marriage and...
Kristoff: [Interrupts] Wait, you got engaged to someone you just met that day?
Anna: Yeah. Anyway I got mad and so she got mad and then she tried to walk away and I grabbed her glove...
Kristoff: [Interrupts] Hang on, you mean to tell me you got engaged to someone you JUST MET THAT DAY?
Anna: Yes, pay attention, but the thing is she wore the gloves all the time, so I just thought, maybe she has a thing about dirt...
Kristoff: [Interrupts] Didn't your parents ever warn you about strangers?
Anna: Yes, they did.
[Moves further away from Kristoff]

Anna: [after explaining the features of the new sled] Do you like it?
Kristoff: Like it? I love it!
[spins her around]
Kristoff: I could kiss you!
[puts her down]
Kristoff: I could. I mean, I'd like to. I. May I? We me? I mean, may we? Wait, what?
Anna: [kisses him on the cheek] We may.
[Kristoff kisses Anna]

[Looking at the remnants of Kristoff's sled]
Anna: Whoa. I'll replace your sled, and everything in it. And I understand if you don't want to help me anymore.
Kristoff: [to Sven] Of course I don't want to help her anymore. In fact, this whole thing's ruined me for helping anyone ever again.
[as Sven]
Kristoff: She'll die on her own.
[Normal voice]
Kristoff: I can live with that.
[as Sven]
Kristoff: But you won't get your new sled if she's dead.
[Normal voice]
Kristoff: Sometimes I really don't like you.
[to Anna]
Kristoff: Hold up! We're coming.
Anna: You are? I mean, sure, I'll let you tag along.

Kristoff: You want to talk about a problem? I sell ice for a living.
Anna: Ooh, that's a rough business to be in right now. That is really. Ahem. That's unfortunate.

[Kristoff watches as his sled falls off a cliff and burns in a fiery explosion]
Kristoff: Ahh, and I just paid it off!

Kristoff: [to Anna, who put her feet on his sled] Whoa, whoa, whoa, put your feet down. This is fresh lacquer. Seriously, were you raised in a barn?
[Spits on sled to clean it]

[last lines]
Anna: I like the open gates.
Elsa: We are never closing them again.
[uses her magic to give Anna a pair of skates]
Anna: Oh, Elsa, they're beautiful, but you know I don't skate.
Elsa: [pulling her] Come on! You can do it!
Kristoff: Look out. Reindeer coming through.
Anna: I got it, I got it. I don't got it, I don't got it.
Olaf: Hey, guys!
Elsa: That's it, Olaf.
Olaf: Glide and pivot. And glide and pivot.
Elsa: Go!
[laughs, pan out with triumphant instrumental reprise of "Do You Want to Build a Snowman?"]

Anna: But Hans is not a stranger.
Kristoff: Oh yeah? What's his last name?
Anna: Of the Southern aisles.
Kristoff: What's his favourite food?
Anna: Sandwiches.
Kristoff: Best friends name?
Anna: Probably John.
Kristoff: Eye color?
Anna: Dreamy.
Kristoff: Foot size?
Anna: Foot size doesn't matter.
Kristoff: Have you had a meal with him yet? What if you hate the way he eats? What if you hate the way he picks his nose?
Anna: Picks his nose?
Kristoff: And eats it.
Anna: Excuse me sir, he is a prince.
Kristoff: All men do it.
Anna: Ew.