Gary Schwartz credited as playing...
Heavy Weapons Guy
- Heavy Weapons Guy: Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe,
- [sniff]
- Heavy Weapons Guy: maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.
- Heavy Weapons Guy: I am Heavy Weapons Guy... and *this*
- [grabs Minigun]
- Heavy Weapons Guy: is my weapon.
- [lays both hands covetously on Minigun]
- Heavy Weapons Guy: She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute.
- [looks intently at viewer]
- Heavy Weapons Guy: It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon... for twelve seconds.