Gary Schwartz credited as playing...
Demoman
- Demoman: [the Demoman walks up to - presumably - a decapitated head, laughing merrily as body parts and blood rain down around him] Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together... *in hell*!
- Demoman: What makes me a good Demoman? If I were a bad Demoman, I wouldn't be sittin' here, discussin' it with you now would I?
- Demoman: One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch... and kablooie!
- Demoman: [slams an empty bottle down on the table, breathing heavily] I got a manky eye. I'm a black, Scottish cyclops. They've got more
- [censored out]
- Demoman: fecking sea monsters in the great Lochett Ness
- [end censor]
- Demoman: than they've got the likes of me.
- [he begins to drink from the empty bottle, but then looks at the camera and sobers up again]
- Demoman: So! T'all you fine dandies so proud, so cocksure, prancin' aboot with your heads full of eyeballs! Come and get me I say! I'll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the 'ol brimstone. I'm a grim bloody fable... with an unhappy bloody end!