Fred Armisen credited as playing...
Elliot Birch • Lawyer
- Seamus MacGregor: So, you let the woman lock up your pathetic little prick, eh?
- [he stands up]
- Seamus MacGregor: No wonder she's such a ball-busting hag.
- Elliot Birch: What did you just say?
- Seamus MacGregor: I said... your wife's a bitch.
- Elliot Birch: Diane is God!
- [he punches his face and falls off on the floor, and Andrew screams]
- Nick Birch: Holy shit! Dad, you punched Grandpa.
- Judd Birch: [he uses his hands in sign language] I love you, Dad.
- Elliot Birch: [panicked] Oh my god! What have I done? Father, are you okay?
- Seamus MacGregor: [he looks at him, then licks the blood out] Well, look at you.
- Elliot Birch: Here.
- Seamus MacGregor: William Wallace MacGregor, welcome home, son.
- [gives him a hug, and chuckles nervously]