- Linkara: Probably the most confusing of all about this thing is that Vanilla Ice was a rapper, but this has him appearing in something called "Rock and Roll Comics." I guess Batman came to their offices one day and insisted they start supporting other musical styles besides rock and roll, or he'd beat them all up.
- Young Vanilla Ice: Well, at least broken families are cooler than middle class families.
- Linkara: Kid, you're an idiot.