Ike Barinholtz credited as playing...
Jeffrey Middleton
- Emily Middleton: You know who you have the haircut of?
- Jeffrey Middleton: Who's that?
- Emily Middleton: Harry Potter.
- Jeffrey Middleton: Harry Potter - is - the greatest of all the wizards. He's a hero - and a great role model. So, I'll take it as a compliment.
- Emily Middleton: You're so gay for Mom.
- Jeffrey Middleton: I'm not gay for Mom.
- Emily Middleton: You're gay for Mom!
- Jeffrey Middleton: She's a woman. She has a vagina.
- Emily Middleton: You suck Mom's dick.
- Linda Middleton: Ewwww!
- Pickup Truck Driver: Okay, here's how you can help. Pull out a pen and a piece of paper.
- Jeffrey Middleton: Okay.
- Pickup Truck Driver: And write down, "If you feel the urge to call again - resist it."
- Jeffrey Middleton: You got shot through the heart. Okay, Michael's gone. And it sucks. Because you know what? He was the best you'll ever do.
- Jeffrey Middleton: I'm the one that's been calling about the Middleton ladies and their situation down in South America. Let's go get 'em. What's the plan?
- Morgan Russell: Right, so, I told her to contact me once she gets to Bogota. There's not much more I can do, unfortunately, sir.
- Jeffrey Middleton: Okay, I imagine that you have some kind of commando squad. Maybe, like, four underground criminals who were tried for a crime they didn't commit. And they've been living in the underground kinda helping people along the way, almost...
- Morgan Russell: Sir, were you born in the '70s?
- Jeffrey Middleton: Yeah.
- Morgan Russell: That sounds like The A-Team.
- Jeffrey Middleton: It is The A-Team. Do you have an A-Team?
- Morgan Russell: We actually disbanded that program in 1994, sir.
- Jeffrey Middleton: I'll translate.
- Morgan Russell: You speak Spanish?
- Jeffrey Middleton: I speak Dothraki. I speak Klingon.