Nicolas Wright credited as playing...
Donnie the Guide
- Donnie the Guide: [clubs terrorist to death with clock] Stop... hurting... my... White House! German mantle clock. Empire style.
- [throws clock away]
- Donnie the Guide: Now, not too many people realize this, but the White House is actually three buildings: there's the East Wing, where you guys came in, there's the West Wing, which houses the Oval and Executive Offices of the president, and we're about to enter the residence, which is the big, famous building in the middle that got blown up in "Independence Day".
- Midwestern Woman: What's in there?
- Donnie the Guide: Well, that's the president's home theater. Membership has its privileges.
- Donnie the Guide: Get out of here! There's an air strike coming! Come on!
- Melanie: What? My daughter Emily was in there. Emily Cale.
- Donnie the Guide: She's still in there.
- [she rushes past him]
- Donnie the Guide: Wait!
- Melanie: Emily!
- Donnie the Guide: What is with this family?
- Donnie the Guide: Oil painting by Tom Freeman to commemorate the burning of the White House by the British in 1814.
- Cale: Wait, the White House burned down?
- Donnie the Guide: Yeah, yeah, in the War of 1812. Practically had to be rebuilt from the ground up. When I look at this painting, I get very emotional.
- Emily: I think I need avail myself of one of the 35 bathrooms in here.
- Donnie the Guide: [amused laugh] There's a ladies' room downstairs.
- Cale: Where? I'll take her.
- Emily: I can go by myself, John. I'm not a child.
- Cale: Hey, just don't touch anything, or-or wander off or talk to anybody that you shouldn't be talking to.
- Emily: I make no promises.