Nick Offerman credited as playing...
Ron Swanson
- Ranger Patrick: Hey Ron, you're not going to slaughter that pig here, are you?
- Ron Swanson: Not to worry, I have a permit.
- [Presents him with a paper]
- Ranger Patrick: This just says "I can do what I want."
- Ron Swanson: There will be no froofy desserts. There will be no giant soap bubble guns. There will be no adult men in costumes. And most of all, there will be no f**king vegetables.