Brian Baumgartner credited as playing...
Kevin Malone
- Pam Beesly: [singing the shibuya role call song] My name is Pam, I like to paint, you think you're better, oh no you ain't!
- Kevin Malone: [singing] My name is Kevin, that is my name, they call me Kevin, cuz that's my name
- Kevin Malone: I insult you, Oscar.
- Oscar Martinez: What?
- Kevin Malone: I insult you. To your face.
- Oscar Martinez: I don't know what you're talking about.
- Kevin Malone: Then why don't you do something about it?
- Oscar Martinez: Kevin, are you trying to get me to hit you in the face with my pie?
- Kevin Malone: You don't have the guts. You stupid. Dumb. Doo-Doo face.
- Kevin Malone: That's only 20 minutes from now. The pie shop is 13 miles away. So at 55 miles an hour, that just gives us 5 minutes to spare.
- Angela Martin-Lipton: So wait, when pies are involved you can suddenly do math in your head?
- Oscar Martinez: Hold on, Kevin. How much is 19154 pies divided by 61 pies?
- Kevin Malone: 314 pies.
- Oscar Martinez: What if it were salads?
- Kevin Malone: Well... it's the... carry the 4... it doesn't work.