Rainn Wilson credited as playing...
Dwight Schrute
- Dwight Schrute: We Schrutes don't need some Harvard doctor to tell us who's alive and who's dead. But, there was an unlucky streak of burying some heavy sleepers. And, when grave robbers discovered some scratch marks on the inside of some of the coffins, we decided to make sure that our dead were completely dead. Out of kindness.
- Jim Halpert: I'm sure- I'm sure she's in a better place. I really hope so.
- [Dwight is making a dirtball]
- Jim Halpert: Okay, now this is crazy. You can't make a dirtball...
- Dwight Schrute: [crying] I miss her so much.
- [He screams and throws the dirtball in Jim's face]
- Dwight Schrute: If you can snap two chicken necks with a single motion, why use two motions to slaughter those chickens.