Matt Chapman credited as playing...
Homestar Runner • Strong Bad • Coach Z • The Cheat • Bubs • Strong Sad • The King Of Town • Homsar • Strong Mad
- Coach Z: Hey, Strong Bad! I thought you was gonna dress up as the alien this year.
- Strong Sad: Xenomorph! Xenomorph!
- Strong Bad: Yeah, I was gonna, but when I got to the Hammacher Schlammacher's, they were all sold out. I did get an awesome Shiatsu massage wine opener, though.
- Strong Sad: So wait, was there ever a "Jibblies 1"?
- Strong Bad: Nah, horror movies don't need first movies anymore. This is the reboot of the reimagining of the reinvention of the original.
- Strong Sad: "Original" and "horror movie"? Not these days.
- Homestar Runner: Hey, Strong Bad!
- [to a stick in the ground]
- Homestar Runner: Hey, The Cheat!
- Strong Bad: Well, if it isn't the human grate on my nerves. Don't you have an estranged girlfriend to be annoying somewhere?
- Homestar Runner: Nah, she's busy shimmying and shaking and talking about giblets or something.
- Strong Bad: Giblets?
- [suddenly worried]
- Strong Bad: Wait, Homestar, are you telling me that Marzipan has the jibblies?
- Homestar Runner: [annoyed] Strong Bad, I think that's a bit of a personal question.
- Strong Bad: We gotta hurry! Strong Mad and The Cheat are in great-ve danger!
- [Strong Bad runs off while Homestar glares at the stick in the ground]
- Homestar Runner: I hate you, the stick.