H. Jon Benjamin credited as playing...
Bob Belcher • Civil War Re-enactor • Parrot
- Bob: [to his family after the restaurant gets a bad review] I'm sorry. I sometimes I forget how horrible you all are at your jobs. You're all horrible! Sorry. I mean, you are horrible, but I shouldn't have said it so loud.
- Bob: [to Teddy] Something wrong with the burger?
- Teddy: No, uh, it's fine. It's just maybe you missed the mark with this one, is all, you know?
- Bob: What? What do you mean, Teddy?
- Teddy: I don't know, Bobby. Just tastes a little overdone and dry or something.
- Bob: Overdone and dry, Teddy? You're just quoting the review.
- Teddy: No, I know. It's just, now I have words to put to my tastes.
- Bob: Will you get a mind of your own, Teddy? I mean, seriously with your dead eyes!
- Teddy: What? My eyes aren't dead.
- Mr. Fischoeder: Bob won't go out of business because of a bad review. You're like a tumor with long teeth and hair.
- Bob: I'm a tumor with teeth?
- Tina: Sounds cute.