Coco (I) (2017)

Gabriel Iglesias: Clerk

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Quotes 

• [from trailer] 

  Clerk : [sneezes]  I am terribly allergic.

  Miguel : But Dante doesn't have any hair.

  Clerk : And I don't have a nose, and yet, here we are.

• Mamá Imelda : [the Rivera family spots Mamá Imelda at the desk of a Family Reunion agent]  I demand to speak to the person in charge.

  Departures Agent : Sorry, señora it says here no one put up your photo.

  Mamá Imelda : My family always, ALWAYS puts my photo on the ofrenda! That devil box tells you nothing but lies!

  [pulls off her shoe and beats the computer with it] 

  Papá Julio : [Approaches with fear]  Mamá Imelda?

  Mamá Imelda : Oh, mi familia! They wouldn't let me cross the bridge.

  [Puts her shoe back on] 

  Mamá Imelda : Tell this woman and her devil box that my photo *is* on the ofrenda!

  Papá Julio : Well, we-we never made it made it to the ofrenda.

  Mamá Imelda : What?

  Papá Julio : We ran into a, a...

  [the family parts to reveal Miguel] 

  Mamá Imelda : [Gasp]  Miguel?

  Miguel : [Gives a hesitant wave]  Mamá Imelda...

  Mamá Imelda : [suspiciously]  *What* is going on?

  Clerk : [Office door opens]  You the Rivera family?

  [States matter-of-factly] 

  Clerk : Well, you're cursed.