Ashly Burch credited as playing...
- Tiny Tina: [singing] All around the Sta-actus plant, the stalker chased the bandit. The stalker thought 'twas all in fun. POP!
- [huge explosion]
- Tiny Tina: goes the bandit.
- Tiny Tina: I'm a little teapot, bloody and cut! Here is my handle, here is my butt.
- [small explosion]
- Tiny Tina: Uh, whoops.
- Tiny Tina: Gonna eat so many goddamn crumpets. It's gonna be a crumpocalypse.
- Tiny Tina: GAAAH. Here I am about to throw a tea party and the guest of honor is missing! Do me a flava and lure our guest to the party or I'll eat your babies. His name's Flesh-Stick, by the by.
- Tiny Tina: Put a little bomb in the hot-ass damsel, blow stuff up and make people die.
- [weird noises]
- Tiny Tina: Squishy. Squishy squishy squishy.
