John Roberts credited as playing...
- Linda: We need to go over some ground rules for tonight Miss Mouthy: no boys, no partying, no summoning spirits or switching bodies, and no filling the house with soap bubbles. You hear me, Tina?
- Tina: Yes, I wear glasses, not hearing aids, Mom.
- Louise: Ho!
- Linda: Well, I don't wear a hearing aid either, so I didn't hear that.
- Louise: Haw!
- Tina: Detention is no big deal, Mom. Don't have a crap attack.
- [Dramatic music]
- Linda: What did you just say?
- Tina: A crap attack? Don't have one?
- [Dramatic music]
- Linda: Don't tell me not to have a crap attack! I'll have a crap attack anytime I want, now go to your room!
- Tina: This is such a snoregasm.
- Linda: Mommy doesn't get drunk, she just has fun.
- Linda: [Reading Tammy's text to Tina] "Your 3 is grass." I don't get it.
- Bob: Oh, "your ass is grass."
- Linda: That's not funny.
- Bob: I didn't say it was funny, I said I figured it out.