Rodney To credited as playing...
Sam
- Lily Tucker-Pritchett: Do you know other princesses?
- Sam: Trust me. I know lots.
- Mitchell Pritchett: Okay, bedtime.
- Cameron Tucker: Oh, no, it's not that late.
- Lily Tucker-Pritchett: Do you know my mom? She's a princess.
- Mitchell Pritchett: She's exhausted. She's not making sense. She's so tired.
- Lily Tucker-Pritchett: Daddy, you told me!
- Cameron Tucker: What-what is she talking about, Mitchell?
- Lily Tucker-Pritchett: My real mom. She is, right?
- Cameron Tucker: Okay, I think we need to have a little talk.
- Lily Tucker-Pritchett: Uh-oh.
- Mitchell Pritchett: Sam, do you notice how slim Cam's getting?
- Cameron Tucker: Nice try.
- [to Sam]
- Cameron Tucker: I will be back for that answer.
- Sam: I noticed you walking in with your wife earlier. She's stunning.
- Jay Pritchett: You know my favorite part of that compliment? You knew she was my wife. Half the world thinks she's my daughter.
- Sam: Well, if you ask me, she's a lucky girl. Bummer for me, though. Handsomest man in here and he's taken.
- Jay Pritchett: I'll bet you do all right with the boys.
- Sam: I do. It's the men I'm interested in.
- Jay Pritchett: You just put it all right out there, don't you?
- Sam: I always try to hold a little something back.
- Cameron Tucker: [Sees them talking] Oh, my gosh.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: [Stops him] No, no, no, no, no, no. Leave him.
- Cameron Tucker: No, but you know that's a...
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: I know. He needs this.
- Cameron Tucker: Okay.
- Sam: It was great meeting you, Jay.
- Jay Pritchett: You, too, Sam.
- Cameron Tucker: Wow. Looks like somebody really likes you.
- Jay Pritchett: What can I say? I still got it.