Colin Hanlon credited as playing...
Steven
- Stefan: Oh, my God! John-John, is that you? You look amazing!
- John-John: Thanks! That's what happens when you lose a hundred pounds.
- Cameron Tucker: Oh, come on. What a...
- John-John: Who wants to lift me?
- Steven: Me!
- John-John: Come on.
- Cameron Tucker: How could he have not called us?
- Steven: [Picks John-John up] Oh, my God, he's as light as a feather!
- Cameron Tucker: You know what? I'm gonna go lift him, and shake him 'til his staples pop.
- Mitchell Pritchett: [Holds him back] Cam, stop!
- Steven: [to Gloria's costume] *That* is hilarious. I love when people put some thought into their outfit. Illegal alien, sugar daddy.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Why do you say 'illegal'?
- Steven: Because antennas are alien, and you're...
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: What? Illegal? Because of the color of my skin? Why don't I dump your baby in your gas tank?
- [Pokes Steven's bag of sugar]
- Jay Pritchett: Gloria! Uh, no hard feelings, please. Just enjoy the party, okay?
- [to Gloria, aside]
- Jay Pritchett: First of all, relax. We're at a party. Secondly, you've been deported twice. You're not *allowed* to be that defensive.
- Steven: I love your costume, too, Cam. Adora-bull.
- Cameron Tucker: Oh, well, thank you. It's all in fun. I half-wanted to wear something tighter. You know, I've been reducing.
- Steven: I can see.
- Cameron Tucker: Well, you say it like you can't.
- Steven: No, no, no. I totally can.
- Cameron Tucker: [Unzipping his costume and showing him] Impressive, huh?