Aubrey Anderson-Emmons credited as playing...
Lily Tucker-Pritchett
- Cameron Tucker: Okay, sweetie. Here, have a seat with us. Um, listen. There's something we need to tell you.
- Lily Tucker-Pritchett: Is it about Larry?
- Mitchell Pritchett: Well, uh, yes. Uh, sort of. Um, it... it turns out that... we're not getting a baby.
- Cameron Tucker: Yeah, and I know this... this makes you very sad, but I promise you we're still a family ...
- Lily Tucker-Pritchett: Can I have a kitten?
- Cameron Tucker: A kitten?
- Lily Tucker-Pritchett: If I can't have a brother, then I want a kitten named Larry.
- Mitchell Pritchett: Okay, w-what's this about? Is Larry on a show?
- Cameron Tucker: He's not, which is what's weird.
- Mitchell Pritchett: So what are we gonna do now?
- Lily Tucker-Pritchett: Get a kitten and then name it Larry.
- Mitchell Pritchett: Lily, honey, this is hardly the day to get a kitten, okay? Would you just tell her?
- Cameron Tucker: I don't know. I kinda want one now. You know, we have been through a lot, and maybe the presence of a cuddly little friend will help us ease the pain.
- Mitchell Pritchett: Okay, so what you're saying is you have a child-shaped hole in your heart, and your plan is to cram a cat into there?
- Cameron Tucker: He has a name.
- Mitchell Pritchett: [about the giant stuffed elephant] I guess we should donate it somewhere, along with the 800-pound gorilla. I mean, you know, now that we're not getting a baby, it's just...
- Cameron Tucker: A decision, by the way, which seems even better in the light of day.
- Mitchell Pritchett: Mm. No, I totally agree.
- Cameron Tucker: So we're good?
- Mitchell Pritchett: No, we're great.
- Cameron Tucker: We couldn't have handled this any better.
- Mitchell Pritchett: No.
- Lily Tucker-Pritchett: [Coming in] Where's my new baby brother?
- Cameron Tucker: Okay. Uh, slight oversight.
- Lily Tucker-Pritchett: Can I see him? Can we name him Larry?
- Lily Tucker-Pritchett: I'm bored, Daddy. Make the car dance.
- Mitchell Pritchett: All right. But just for a second, all right?
- [shifting gears, he alternates lightly tapping the gas and brake]
- Lily Tucker-Pritchett: Yay! Yay! Do it again!
- Mitchell Pritchett: No, once was enough.
- Lily Tucker-Pritchett: If I can't have a brother, then I want the car to dance.
- Mitchell Pritchett: Wow, you are really comfortable playing that card.