Aubrey Plaza credited as playing...
April Ludgate
- April Ludgate: Well, I'm sorry, but lot 48 is the only one that works. And I'm definitely bringing it up at the next city council meeting.
- Leslie Knope: April, please, I beg of you, I will do anything to keep you from doing that.
- April Ludgate: OK. Saw off your pinky toe.
- Leslie Knope: No.
- April Ludgate: Shave your head.
- Leslie Knope: No.
- April Ludgate: Have sex with Jerry.
- Leslie Knope: No.
- April Ludgate: Well, I tried to be reasonable.