Bride
Groom / Roger Dodger
Annie (as a different name)
Pickles
Michelle
Adele
Detective
Dana Galen
Herb Rosti
Ryan
Dr. Scoletti (as Gary Carlos Cerbantes)
Mario Alfredo
Aaron Galen
Liz Galen
Felipe the Manny
Paula Bean
Kat
Young Dana
Young Jillian
Jeremy
Taylor
Evan (as Tyler Stephen Phillips)
Abe Lincoln
Mary Todd Lincoln
Director
Mayhem Upstate Guy
Selene
Alice
Sluggy Kornnutz
Ronald Crump
Effie Trinket (as Rebecca Ann Johnson)
Circus Clown (uncredited)
Chef Alfredo Pomodoro (uncredited)
Ghost (uncredited)
Bane (uncredited)
Soprano Orderly (uncredited)