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Soledad Braunstein
- Soledad Braunstein: But it isn't fair, Ms. Hogel.
- Mrs. Hogel: I'm sorry, Soledad, but the school board was clear. Now, we can't have a gay/straight alliance with an actual gay member.
- Soledad Braunstein: [struggling to keep the gayless Gay/Straight Alliance club alive] What if Viola here came out as a lesbian?
- Viola: Hey! I'm strictly dickly, yo.
- Soledad Braunstein: [sideways to Viola] Just take one for the team.
- Mrs. Hogel: Listen, girls, I get the appeal. Now, I myself had a gay best friend once and, oh, we were roommates for many fruitful years, but now he's no longer with us.
- Tanner Daniels: Oh.
- Viola: Oh, damn.
- Soledad Braunstein: What? Where'd he go?
- Fawcett Brooks: He obvi died of the hiv, dumbass.