Julian Sergi credited as playing...
Blake
- Various Characters: All right, listen up, y'all. I'm y'all's substitute teacher, Mr. Garvey. I taught school for 20 years in the inner city, so don't even think about messing with me! Y'all feel me? Okay, let's take roll here. Jay-quellin.
- [Nobody answers]
- Various Characters: Where's Jay-quellin at? No Jay-quellin here?
- [One girl raises her hand]
- Various Characters: Yes?
- Jacquelin: Uh, do you mean Jacquelline?
- Various Characters: Okay, so that's how it's gonna be. Y'all wanna play. Okay, then. I got my eye on you Jay-quellin. "Buh-lah-kay."
- [No answer]
- Various Characters: Where is Buh-lah-gay at? No Buh-lah-kay here today?
- [Another student raises his hand]
- Various Characters: Yes, sir?
- Blake: My name's Blake.
- Various Characters: Are you outta your God-damned mind? "Blake?" What? Do you wanna go to war, Buh-lah-kay?
- Blake: No.
- Various Characters: 'Cuz we could go to war. I'm for real. So you better check yourself. "De-nice." Is there a De-nice? If one of y'all says some silly-ass name, this whole class is gonna feel my wrath. Now, De-nice.
- Denise: Do you mean Denise?
- Various Characters: Son of a bitch!
- [Breaks his clipboard over his knees]
- Various Characters: You say your name right, right now.
- Denise: Denise.
- Various Characters: Say it right.
- Denise: Denise.
- Various Characters: Correctly.
- Denise: Denise.
- Various Characters: Right.
- Denise: De-nice.
- Various Characters: That's better, thank you! Now, "Ay-ay-ron." Where are you? Where is Ay-ay-ron right now? No ay-ay-ron, huh? Well you better be sick, dead or mute Ay-ay-ron.
- Aaron: Here!
- [Under breath]
- Aaron: Oh, man!
- Various Characters: Why didn't you answer me the first time I said it?
- Aaron: Huh?
- Various Characters: I only said Ay-ay-ron four times, why didn't you answer one of those times?
- Aaron: Because it's pronounced Aaron.
- Various Characters: Son of a bitch!
- [throws several pieces of lab equipment to the ground]
- Various Characters: you done messed up, ay-ay-ron! You done messed UP! Now march your ass down to O'Shag-Hennessey's office and explain to him exactly what you did?
- Aaron: Principal O'Shaughnessy?
- Various Characters: Get outta my God-damned classroom before I break my foot off in your ass! Insubordinate, and churlish!
- [Picks up his broken clipboard]
- Various Characters: Ti-mo-thy.