Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin • Stewie Griffin • Brian Griffin • ...
Lois Comes Out of Her Shell
Family Guy
Seth MacFarlane credited as playing...
Peter Griffin • Stewie Griffin • Brian Griffin • Carter Pewterschmidt • Tom Tucker • Mario
- Stewie: [Stewie has met a Turtle] I can tell we're going to be great friends, Sheldon. We share that unspoken bond all bald men have.
- [Two bald men are standing with a haired man in a lift. The haired man leaves]
- Bald man: I thought he'd never leave!
- [the two bald men lick each others' scalps and then stop when the doors start to open again]
- Third bald man: [entering the lift] Aw, did you just do the thing?
- Stewie Griffin: [Super Mario has saved Stewie from Sheldon] Super Mario? What are you doing here?
- Super Mario: I jump on the turtles, Stewie. It is not much of a life, but it is my life.
- Peter Griffin: Every guy who's been married a while thinks he wants a hot young chick, but after ya spend an hour with one of 'em, you wanna blow your brains out.
- Lois Griffin: Do me, Peter. Do me right here in the basement!
- Peter Griffin: Uh, do you mean this room we're in, or your bum?
- Lois Griffin: No, this room, Peter. Right here on the carpet!
- Peter Griffin: Oh, so you mean the front.