Don Rickles credited as playing...
Mr. Potato Head
- Trixie: It's been a while. I don't think she's coming back.
- Mr. Pricklepants: Patience. Cinematic structure dictates that it's always darkest...
- Mr. Potato Head: Can it, Pants! Life ain't a movie! They ain't never coming back!
- Rex: Look, they're coming back!
- Jessie: Where are you going?
- Mr. Potato Head: We're at a motel. I'm checking out the amenities. You know, the free stuff? Little soaps, shower caps, shampoo, conditioner.
- Mr. Pricklepants: I wouldn't do that if I were you. In horror movies the first to leave is usually the first to get it.
- Woody: Potato Head, don't leave the bag. A motel is one of the easiest places for a toy to get lost.
- Mr. Potato Head: Ah, shut your worry hole. Nobody's getting lost. Besides, I promissed Hamm I'd bring him something nice.
- Jessie: Where are you guys going?
- Trixie: We're gonna see the free stuff.
- Mr. Pricklepants: And if something does happen to the potato, I wouldn't want to miss it.
- Jessie: Uh, where's Potato Head?
- Woody: Oh, no.
- Mr. Pricklepants: Oh, it appears the monster has returned to claim one last victim.
- Jessie: No, he's not. He's right over there.
- Mr. Potato Head: [to his arm] Oh, I missed you, baby! We'll never be separated again.
- [the car hits a bump, Mr. Potato Head's parts all fall off]
- Mr. Potato Head: Aw, nuts.
- [All laugh]
- Mr. Pricklepants: Group laughter. A sure sign that the worst is behind us.
- Rex: So, it's the end?
- Mr. Pricklepants: Yes. I believe they'd be running the credits just about now.
- [Cut to end credits]