Ben Heller credited as playing...
Stanley Uris - Age 12
- Young Richie: [in bad English accent, from offscreen] What's this? By George, Martha, it's the river Nile. And four, count them, four sphinxes.
- Young Bill: Ruh-Richie...
- Young Richie: You were expecting maybe Gunga Din?
- Young Bev: [to Ben] That's Richie. He can drive you to the bughouse and back, but he's OK.
- Young Richie: I heard that, you skirt. How ya doing, Bill? How ya doing, Eddie Spaghetti?
- [gives Eddie a noogie]
- Young Eddie: Don't do that, I hate it when you do that. And don't call me Eddie Spaghetti.
- Young Richie: Oh, you love it, Eddie. It's what makes you so chuckalicious.
- [to Ben]
- Young Richie: Richie Tozier's my name, and doing voices is my game. This is Stan the Man Uris. Stanny's a Jew, which means he's really smart and says "oy" a lot.
- Young Stan: Richie's got a high metabolism and it tends to make him hyperactive.