John Francis Daley credited as playing...
Lance Sweets
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Whoa, whoa, excuse me.
- [He grabs a pair of shorts that Sweets was starting to fold]
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Those are my underwear, *pal*!
- [to Bones]
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: What is he doing?
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Sweets has been very helpful. He vacuumed. Did the laundry.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Alright, that's great, and all. But, a man doesn't fold another man's *under*wear!
- Dr. Lance Sweets: Are those Captain America boxers?
- Dr. Lance Sweets: Don't you think that as a man, I should be on my own, I mean...
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Most cultures have ceremonies to celebrate milestones in a man's life.
- [She takes Sweets' arm and pulls him into the room]
- Dr. Lance Sweets: [a stricken look on his face] Oh God, this isn't about circumcision, is it?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Noooo, it's about dancing.
- Dr. Lance Sweets: [Relieved, briefly] What?
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: There are three important elements in moving on past an old relationship. Admission.
- Dr. Lance Sweets: I admit it's over with Daisy.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Cleansing.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Right. You were in our jet tub.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: [raising her hands in the air] And celebration!
- Dr. Lance Sweets: So, I can't get my own apartment until I celebrate being alone?
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: That's right.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Anthropology's all about dancing.
- [Bones uses a remote to turn on some music. "20th Century Boy" by T-Rex, mentioned by Sweets earlier in the episode, is playing. Then she starts dancing]
- Dr. Lance Sweets: [to Booth] You gettin' in on this?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: [shakes his head] No. Why? It's your ceremony.
- [Sees Bones dancing]
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Bones, what are you doin'?
- Dr. Lance Sweets: Are you okay?
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: [Dancing around Sweets who starts to join her, slowly at first] Celebrate. You're free!
- Dr. Lance Sweets: I *am* free. I *am* free!
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: And someone out there who doesn't know yet will be getting the great gift that is you.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Lucky, lucky them.
- Dr. Lance Sweets: Yeah.
- [Dancing with more enthusiasm now]
- Dr. Lance Sweets: They *are* lucky! Okay! Uhhh!
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: [laughing] Elevator down.
- Dr. Lance Sweets: [Mimics going down in an elevator] I feel so at home right now.
- [Booth takes a gulp of scotch]