Aubrey Anderson-Emmons credited as playing...
Lily Tucker-Pritchett
- Alex Dunphy: Uncle Cam. I thought I heard your voice. What are you doing here? Where are my parents?
- Cameron Tucker: Well, the school called, and your sister won a big award.
- Alex Dunphy: Nice try. The only person who would believe that would be Haley.
- Lily Tucker-Pritchett: She's in jail.
- Alex Dunphy: Jail?
- Cameron Tucker: Lily, what did I say?
- Lily Tucker-Pritchett: That it was only a matter of time.
- Cameron Tucker: Okay, no, don't say that.
- Cameron Tucker: [Luke is wearing his hospital gown backwards] Okay, Luke, the opening is supposed to be in the back.
- Luke Dunphy: No way. I don't want people to see my butt. Do I have to get another shot?
- Lily Tucker-Pritchett: Are you going to cry again?
- Luke Dunphy: Should she be here?
- Cameron Tucker: Okay, you know what? Nobody's getting any more shots. We just have to wait for the swelling to go down. All right? I'm gonna go check on a little paperwork. I'll be right back.
- Alex Dunphy: [Puts on an extra lab coat and jokingly grabs Luke's leg] But if it doesn't go down, that leg might have to come off.
- Luke Dunphy: Sweet. Take them both. Then I could get some of those blade legs and finally be able to dunk.