David McCallum credited as playing...
Donald Mallard
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [answers cell phone] Yeah, Duck.
- Anthony DiNozzo: [British accent] Cheerio, Jethro. You'll be pleased to know I have discovered something of rather vital importance.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Nice, Tony. Put Ducky on.
- Anthony DiNozzo: [normal voice] Really? I thought that was kind of good.
- [in Autopsy, Ducky head-slaps Tony]
- Donald Mallard: I do not say "cheerio!"
- Donald Mallard: Need I remind you that firefighters never run into a burning building. They walk, lest their haste result in critical errors.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: This girl's not a fire, Duck.
- Donald Mallard: No, she's the building. Her captors are the fire. You want to put them out? Walk.
- Anthony DiNozzo: It turns out Filthy McNasty had some clues stuck in those nooks and crannies.
- Donald Mallard: Yes, the hands and forearms in particular, Jethro, all caked with a mixture of rosin, polycarbon dust and machinery grease.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Garage mechanic?
- Anthony DiNozzo: I'd say handyman at best.
- Donald Mallard: Polycarbon dust and rosin are often used at sporting events by athletes trying to keep their hands dry from sweat.
- Anthony DiNozzo: Well, Pigpen here is certainly no athlete, but maybe he's been hanging out with some athletes?
- Donald Mallard: Or cricketers? No, no. Baseballers, gymnasts, weightlifters.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Bowling.
- Anthony DiNozzo: Bowlers.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: The bowling alley.