Jim Rash credited as playing...
Dean Pelton
- Dean Pelton: Guys, I need to apologize for my behavior today. When I switched bodies with Jeffrey...
- Jeff Winger: Nope.
- Dean Pelton: I thought I knew what it would be like to have Jeffrey inside of me...
- Jeff Winger: That did not happen.
- Dean Pelton: But as it turns out, having Jeffrey inside of me...
- Jeff Winger: Nope again.
- Dean Pelton: ...Only brought out the worst in me. Which is to say, having Jeffrey inside of me...
- Jeff Winger: No one was inside of anyone!
- Dean Pelton: ...Was wrong... to have Jeffrey inside of me.
- Jeff Winger: Shut up!
- Dean Pelton: So I'm sorry. Now, if you'll excuse me, I scolded Leonard today, and according to Greendale bylaws, I now have to grant him three wishes.
- Shirley Bennett: Uh, is this a bad time?
- Dean Pelton: [Acting as Jeff] Uh, I'm in Greendale, stuck in the body of a man who could be Gollum's shadow, so yeah, id say it's half past suck.
- Annie Edison: [Giggles, flustered] Totally. "Half past suck." That's funny.
- Shirley Bennett: Okay. That's creepy.
- Dean Pelton: [Deep, as Jeff] Oh, you've got to be kidding me. I'm you?
- Jeff Winger: What? No! You're not.
- Dean Pelton: Of course. It's fricking Friday.
- Jeff Winger: There's no justification to be made, because it can't happen, weirdo.
- Dean Pelton: Whatever, Dean. Now, please leave your office so I can start to work on your weird body that I'm now stuck in!
- [Starts mime texting]
- Jeff Winger: You're not even holding a phone!