Simon Helberg credited as playing...
Howard Wolowitz
- Howard Wolowitz: Boy, we're just married to a couple of ball-busters, huh, Mike.
- Mr. Rostenkowski: That's my wife and daughter you're talking about.
- Howard Wolowitz: Great couple o' gals.
- Mr. Rostenkowski: I wouldn't go that far.
- [first lines]
- Sheldon Cooper: Is anyone else troubled by the Spiderman theme song?
- Leonard Hofstadter: Why would it trouble you? It's like your third favorite cartoon theme song.
- Sheldon Cooper: It is. It's right behind
- [sings]
- Sheldon Cooper: "Doo doo doo dod-doo, Inspecor gadget" and
- [sings]
- Sheldon Cooper: "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Heroes on a half shell."
- Sheldon Cooper, Leonard Hofstadter, Howard Wolowitz, Raj Koothrappali: Turtle power!
- Howard Wolowitz: Really? Your wife makes you do stuff? You're a big, scary cop.
- Mr. Rostenkowski: You're an astronaut, and your wife makes you do things, and she's only four feet tall.
- Raj Koothrappali: Can we change the subject? Spiders give me the jeebie-jeebies.
- Howard Wolowitz: It's heebie-jeebies.
- Raj Koothrappali: I know, but that sounds anti-Semitic. Anyway, I was thinking we could have a little film festival tonight. The theme, movies that killed their franchises.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Ohhh, like Jaws 4, Indiana Jones 4, Daredevil 1.
- Raj Koothrappali: Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous. I mean, you know a movie's bad when my homegirl Sandy B can't save it.
- Howard Wolowitz: So, Mrs. Rostenkowski, you took that trip to the Grand Canyon. How was it?
- Mrs. Rostenkowski: It was good.
- Howard Wolowitz: [to Mike Rostenkowski] Had no idea you were the chatty one.
- Penny: Step one: worms.
- Howard Wolowitz: Ewww.
- Penny: Okay, right there, "ewww" is one of the things you're not gonna want to say in front of your father-in-law. It's right up there with "icky" and "get it away".