Nathan Fillion: Richard Castle

Death Gone Crazy

Richard Castle

Richard Castle: Beau Randolph is our victim? He was murdered in the women's bathroom? Brings new meaning to "College Girls Gone Crazy."

Scarlet Jones: Last week, there was this guy in Midtown. He practically attacked Beau in the street, saying that he would make Beau pay for whatever it was he did.
Richard Castle: Do you know who this guy was?
Scarlet Jones: No, but he got in Beau's face. And he was yelling at Beau, saying that he had double-crossed him. He got physical, so I, uh, stepped in.
Richard Castle: And then what?
Scarlet Jones: Broke his nose and a couple of ribs, I think.
[cut to the observation room]
Javier Esposito: Oh, did you hear that? She broke his nose.
Kevin Ryan: Yeah, so?
Javier Esposito: So? That's hot.
Kevin Ryan: Who are you?

Ronald Armstrong: This is all some kind of hideous mistake. Candice wouldn't hurt anyone.
Kate Beckett: Were you aware of any...
[Tries to find the right words]
Kate Beckett: ... Connection between her and Beau?
Ronald Armstrong: A connection with Beau Randolph? Are you joking? And by the way, my Candice would never be caught dead in that club.
Richard Castle: Actually, it was Beau that was caught dead.

Kate Beckett: Seth Parrino?
Seth Parrino: What the hell are you doing? You can't be in here.
Kate Beckett: NYPD. We have a few questions.
[lights come up, revealing a group of Chippendale's-ish dancers dancing to "Jungle Boogie"]
Richard Castle: Maybe more than just a few questions.

Kate Beckett: Lanie, do you think that we can get DNA off of the murder weapon?
Lanie Parish: I already collected samples. But check this out. This is a 36-D Sultura.
Kate Beckett: Oh, that's high-end.
Lanie Parish: Definitely. One of these could run you $200, $250.
Javier Esposito: $250 for a bra?
Lanie Parish: Oh, but it's okay to spend that on a pair of sneakers, right?
Javier Esposito: A pair of sneakers is practical, okay? They gonna support your, um...
Richard Castle: [shaking head] Eject.

Richard Castle: Oh, no. No!
Martha Rodgers: Richard, you just ruined my final Savasana. If you are method writing and playing the role of your murder victim, could you please die a little bit more quietly? Thank you.

Richard Castle: It's hard, isn't it? When the killer turns out to be a better person than the victim.

Alexis Castle: I know you wanna keep me safe, but... the only way to do that is wrap me in bubble wrap and hide me in a cave.
Richard Castle: Believe me, I've thought about it. Thing is, Alexis, there are bad people out there, who will do bad things. And, the more you expose...
Alexis Castle: Dad, you know me. I'm careful, and smart... But... I need to live my life, my way.
Richard Castle: All right. But that doesn't mean I'm gonna stop worrying, doesn't mean I'm gonna stop caring, or reminding you, from time to time, that you are, indeed... wrong.
Alexis Castle: And I wouldn't want you to.

Richard Castle: You just said you wanted to hurt him
[emphasis]
Richard Castle: so bad.
Tiffany Shaw: Yeah, so I grabbed the nearest guy and pulled him into the bathroom for revenge sex.
Kate Beckett: Then how did your bra get wrapped around Beau Randolph's neck?
Tiffany Shaw: I must have left it in the bathroom.
[Becket shakes head in disbelief]
Tiffany Shaw: You ever do it in a nightclub, detective? Hot, sweaty, quick?
[Whispers]
Tiffany Shaw: Things go missing.
[Castle grins and nods head in agreement like he's lost stuff before]