Kristen Schaal credited as playing...
- Louise: Take a chill pill, Courtney.
- [other girls gasp]
- Courtney: It's okay. I will take a chill pill, but it's because I have a congenital heart condition.
- Tina: I had shingles.
- Louise: I have a thing on my leg.
- Courtney: Those aren't congenital.
- [Bell rings]
- Gene: Class started. Let's get our congenitals to class.
- Tina: I wonder who Gene's crush is?
- Louise: Oh, puberty, puberty, puberty! That's all I hear from you two!
- Tina: But we're his sisters. What if we disapprove of her?
- Louise: Oh, judging people. Well, when you put it that way...
- Bob: Did you break up with Courtney yet?
- Gene: Well, I was going to.
- Bob: But?
- Gene: But then I met her cool dad.
- Louise: Oh, you weak idiot!
- Gene: Remember that fart I took last night?
- Louise: You'll have to be more specific.
- Gene: Perhaps this will refresh your memory.
- [Plays fart sound on keyboard]
- Tina: Oh, yeah.
- Gene: [Plays Yankee Doodle on keyboard] I taught my fart to be patriotic. It's Stinky Doodle Dandy!
- Louise: [Linda's gnawing away on a cantaloupe rind] Mom. A whole cantaloupe skin? You sure?
- Linda: I earned it. All I had for breakfast was kiwi fuzz. It's like licking your father's back. Ugh!
