Gilbert Gottfried credited as playing...
Abraham Lincoln
- [Albert has a flashback to his high school graduation]
- Teacher: Class, please welcome our graduation speaker, President Abraham Lincoln.
- [the class applauds as a very strange-looking Abraham Lincoln appears on stage]
- Abraham Lincoln: HIYA, SCHMUCKS! Four score and seven years ago, I was poor just like you! But now I'm the President and I'm so fucking rich! I can have all the licorice I want!
- Albert: [to Edward] I don't think that's the real President Lincoln.