Matt Lucas credited as playing...
Tweedledee • Tweedledum
- Bayard: [after Alice falls from the sky and into a flower bed, her Underland friends surround and greet her] Alice.
- White Rabbit: [hops up to Alice and hugs her arm] Alice! Thank goodness you're finally here!
- March Hare: It's that girl again!
- Tweedledee: Alice! You're back!
- [the Bandersnatch roars his greeting and pants, smiling at Alice]
- Mallymkun: [to the Bandersnatch] Don't be nice to her. She's late.
- Alice Kingsleigh: Have I come at a bad time?
- White Queen: On the contrary. We were afraid you weren't coming at all.
- Alice Kingsleigh: What's the matter?
- White Rabbit: The Hatter's the matter.
- Tweedledee: Or the matter of the Hatter.
- Tweedledum: The former.
- Tweedledee: No, the latter.
- White Queen: [rolls her eyes] Tweedles.
- [gives them a look as if to say, "Get to the point, please."]
- Tweedledee, Tweedledum: He's mad.
- Alice Kingsleigh: The Hatter?
- [the Tweedles nod]
- Alice Kingsleigh: Yes, I know.
- [climbs out of the flower bed and pulls her hair back in a half-up style]
- Alice Kingsleigh: That's his muchness. That's what makes him so... him.
- Tweedledee: But he's grown darker. Less dafter.
- Tweedledum: Denies himself laughter.
- Cheshire Cat: [appears in the tree above them] And no scheme of ours can raise any sort of smile. We rather hoped *you* might help us save him.