Ed O'Neill credited as playing...
Jay Pritchett
- Manny Delgado: I felt like eating breakfast alfresco.
- Jay Pritchett: Does that mean he had his pants off? Because if I can't, he can't.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: You can take Joe to his baby class.
- Jay Pritchett: Gloria, I think he already knows how to be a baby.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: I love you, but I can't laugh at that again.
- Jay Pritchett: Joe, I found a better way for us to *bond*.
- [cut to Jay buying a movie ticket for Skyfall]
- Jay Pritchett: James Bond.