Nia Vardalos credited as playing...
Minonna Efron
- A.D.A. Rafael Barba: [to Ms. Efron] I'm sorry, where did Mr. Jones find you exactly?
- Minonna Efron: I hand out my cards at the Village Halloween Parade.
- A.D.A. Rafael Barba: Admirable.
- [last lines]
- Minonna Efron: [about Jeremy Jones] You were wrong about him. He doesn't just hate gays.
- Detective Olivia Benson: He hates everyone.
- A.D.A. Rafael Barba: No. He hates himself.
- Judge Delilah Hawkins: Ms. Efron, are you ready to proceed?
- Minonna Efron: Mr. Barba's motion is clearly ridiculous.
- A.D.A. Rafael Barba: That's your argument? Okay. Your Honor...
- Judge Delilah Hawkins: Ms. Efron, could you be a little more specific?
- Minonna Efron: [during her opening statement] What am I thinking right now? That I wish I'd had a second cup of coffee before court this morning, or that Mr. Barba's prosecution is so wrong that he should be taken out and shot? You can't tell, can you? And what does it matter? Do I deserve to be punished for something that's only inside my head?
- A.D.A. Rafael Barba: Objection. Ms. Efron is arguing the wisdom of the law and not making an opening statement.
- Judge Delilah Hawkins: Ms. Efron, watch yourself.
- Minonna Efron: I'm sorry, Your Honor. I don't know what I was thinking.