H. Jon Benjamin credited as playing...
Sterling Archer
- [Archer and Lana are captured by North Koreans]
- North Korean Terrorist: Oh, we don't shoot you. After mission finish, we take you back to glorious Democratic Peoples' Republic of Korea.
- Sterling Archer: Oh. Then do go ahead and shoot us.
- Lana Kane: Archer!
- Sterling Archer: What, Lana? It's none of those things! It's not democratic, it's not a republic and definitely not glorious!
- [headed to Korea]
- Lana Kane: The memory of your bare ass will bring me comfort and warmth during the coming nuclear winter!
- Sterling Archer: Relax, it's North Korea. The nation-state equivalent of the short bus.
- Sterling Archer: I'm always bored.
- Cyril Figgis: How are you bored?
- Sterling Archer: Because I've been lying in scorpion piss for two hours in the sun-blasted shithole which is Texas, waiting for a stupid truck stuffed with smallish brown people who just want a job.
- Cyril Figgis: And probably Mexican cartel gunmen!
- Sterling Archer: Paging Dr. D.T. McShakeyhands!
- [Hands bottle of tequila to unlicensed veterinarian]
- Sterling Archer: Seriously. Get your s**t together.