Trey Parker credited as playing...
Eric Cartman • Stan Marsh • Prince of Canada • Princess of Canada • Mr. Davis • Sir. Smelly John • Canadian Talk Show Host • Jimmy Valmer
- Princess of Canada: He victimized me! It's because I'm an ethnic woman.
- Prince of Canada: He can't do that! I'll... wait, you're ethnic?
- Canadian Talk Show Host: Well, I just think some people might say that your Instagram loving bitch wife actually doesn't want her privacy.
- Canadian Talk Show Host: Let me start with you, sir. You've lived a life with the Royal Family, you've had everything handed to you, but you say your life has been hard and now you've written all about it in your new book: Waaagh.
- Sir. Smelly John: [playing a tribute song to the Queen of Canada] Goodbye, queefy Queen. Seems as though you've queefed your last queef.
- Kyle Broflovski: [the Prince strikes a pollo ball through Kyle's bedroom window] Hey! Can you two fucking keep it down!
- Prince of Canada: Hey! You ever heard of a thing called privacy?
- Kyle Broflovski: Yeah, nobody gives a shit! Will you two just shut up and go away?