Supernatural (TV Series)
Goodbye Stranger (2013)
Rachel Miner: Meg Masters
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Quotes
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Meg : So, your noodle's back in order?
Castiel : Yeah, my... noodle remembers everything. I think it's a pretty good noodle.
Meg : Really?
[with a suggestive look]
Meg : You remember everything?
Castiel : ...If you're referring to the Pizza Man... Yes, I remember the Pizza Man. And it's a good memory.
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Meg : You ever miss the apocalypse?
Castiel : No, why would I miss the end of times?
Meg : I miss the simplicity. I was bad, you were good, life was easier. Now it's all so messy. I'm kinda good - which sucks - and you're kinda bad - which is actually all manner of hot!
[pause; Cas looks at her quizzically]
Meg : We survive this...
[seductively]
Meg : I'm gonna order some pizza and we're gonna move some furniture around, you understand?
Castiel : [shaking his head] No, I... I...
[pause; Meg raises her brows suggestively]
Castiel : Wait, actually... yes, I...
Dean Winchester : [abruptly walking into the room] Alright! Let's roll, campers!
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Castiel : [bandaging Meg's wrist] These wounds have festered.
Meg : [winking at him] You really do know how to make a girl's nethers quiver, don't you?
Castiel : I am aware of how to do that.
[pause]
Castiel : Although it doesn't usually involve cleaning wounds.
Meg : Why are you so sweet on me, Clarence?
Castiel : I don't know... And I still don't know who Clarence is.
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Dean Winchester : What, now you trust Meg?
Meg : Hey, I got you this far.
Dean Winchester , Sam Winchester : Shut up, Meg.
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Meg : Wait, hold on. There's one part I don't understand. You hit a dog and stopped. Why?
Sam Winchester : That whole story... and *that's* your take away?
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Sam Winchester : I'm fine.
Dean Winchester : No, you're not fine. You haven't been fine since the first trial. That's why I called Cas.
Meg : Trial?
Dean Winchester , Sam Winchester : Shut up, Meg.
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Meg : [about Sam's story about how he spent the last year] I heard the rest. You fell in love with a unicorn. It was beautiful, then sad, then sadder. I laughed, I cried, I puked in my mouth a little.
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Meg : There. That's where the crypt was.
Sam Winchester : What's there now?
Meg : Do I look like Google to you? None of these buildings were here way back in the day. Figure it out, genius
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Dean Winchester : Why lie?
Meg : Buy myself some time, dummy. Try to find a way to get free.
Sam Winchester : Wait, so... A bunch of innocent people died so you could... buy yourself some time?
Meg : Hi. I'm Meg. I'm a demon.
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Meg : Wait, that's how you spent your last year? With a chick? Lame.
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Sam Winchester : Wait a second. Did you just say "Angel Tablet"?
Meg : You know, I get why Crowley calls you "moose" now.
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Dean Winchester : So, I got to ask. Um... What's up with the hair?
Meg : Thanks for noticing, Dean. But this wasn't my idea. It was Crowley's. And it's just another reason I want to stab him in the face.
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Meg : You don't want to say, fine. But remember, I spent time in that walking corpse of yours. I know your sad, little thoughts and feelings.
Sam Winchester : ...That's creepy.