Jenny Slate credited as playing...
Gidget
- Tiberius: Okay. He's too stupid to talk and too ugly to eat.
- Gidget: [screams and tackles Ozone to the ground] I'm done playing nice! Where is Max?
- Ozone: What? I-I...
- Gidget: [Gidget slaps Ozone] Tell me!
- [slaps him again]
- Ozone: Well I... I can't.
- [gets slapped again]
- Ozone: Let me finish.
- [and slapped again]
- Ozone: Ow! Help me!
- [and slapped again]
- Gidget: Don't look at him!
- [slaps Ozone again]
- Gidget: Look at me! Nobody can help you! Where is *Max*?
- Max: Hey, uh, Gidget, wait up.
- Gidget: Oh, uh, hi, Max.
- [her tail starts wagging]
- Max: Yeah, uh...
- Gidget: [to her tail] Play it cool!
- [Her tail stops wagging, and she giggles]
- Max: Yeah, I just wanted to, uh...
- [clears throat]
- Max: Look. Have you ever lived across from someone your whole life, but you don't really appreciate them until... I don't know, until they're beating up dozens of animals on the Brooklyn Bridge? I guess, what I'm trying to say is... if you ever want to...
- [Gidget wags her tail, and her eyes lighten up. Then she barks and happily hops onto Max and starts licking him and nuzzling him]
- Max: Okay!
- Pops: Oh, great, you're in love! How gross for everyone! Now, move it!
- Gidget: [climbs up through the drawers and shelves of a cabinet] Friends, I am afraid that I have some terrible news.
- Mel: The squirrels are gonna take over the world, I knew it! I always said, squirrels are little shifty little guys.
- Gidget: No, we're not doing the squirrel thing right now, that's not, no!
- [sighs]
- Gidget: Max is missing! He's out there somewhere. Lost. Scared. So, so handsome. We've got to find him and bring him home!
- Mel: But the outside world is loud and scary, whoa! Is that a hawk?
- Gidget: This is my friend, Tiberius. He's going to help us.
- [Tiberius flies next to Gidget]
- Gidget: He's not going to eat us. We've already been over it.
- Buddy: Come on, Gidget. We go out there without a leash, we'll get caught by a net... or something worse.
- Mel: Yeah, like a hawk!
- Gidget: We're wasting time. Max need us.
- Buddy: Come on, girl. Max doesn't even know you're alive.
- Gidget: Well, I don't care. I love him! I love him with all of my heart! And I'm gonna go look for Max, no matter who's with me. So... Who's with me? All right, fine. Fine.
- [Gidget is watching La Pasión de la Pasión on TV]
- Maria: [Bursting into a room with much flouncing] Why? Why?
- Gidget: What's the matter, Maria?
- Fernando: Maria! Your face! It wears a thousand sorrows! What is wrong?
- Maria: [More flouncing] Oh, I have come face to face with the worst thing in the world!
- Gidget: [Getting really into it] What? Oh, tell me Maria! Tell me now! I CANNOT BEAR ANOTHER MOMENT WITHOUT KNOWING!
- Maria: [Yet more flouncing] Loneliness!
- [Fernardo gasps, then Gidget gasps]