Jason Gray-Stanford credited as playing...
Randy Disher
- Randy Disher: [about Monk] He's afraid of heights. It's his second biggest fear after germs.
- Natalie Teeger: Actually, it goes germs, needles, birds, then heights.
- Randy Disher: No, no, no, no, no, it's germs, heights, snakes, needles, Neil Diamond, birds, puppets... soccer riots, milk... baby shoes.
- Natalie Teeger: Wait, I think it's puppets... Is before birds.
- Randy Disher: Puppets is? Wait, so puppets, birds...
- Natalie Teeger: And mothballs.
- Randy Disher: Yeah, mothballs.
- Randy Disher: I loved his book about the global wealth gap thing.
- Natalie Teeger: You didn't read his book.
- Randy Disher: Well, I listened to a podcast.
- Natalie Teeger: No, you didn't.
- Randy Disher: Yeah, well, Sharona listens to it. She fills me in. I get the gist.
- Natalie Teeger: You don't get the gist.
- Randy Disher: Yeah, I get the gist of the gist.
- Adrian Monk: [nervously] Is that 40 feet?
- Randy Disher: 300 feet.
- Adrian Monk: So 40 feet?
- Randy Disher: It's 300 feet.
- Adrian Monk: So 40 feet.
- Randy Disher: [propounding his "theory"] Makes you think.
- Stottlemeyer: No, it doesn't.
- Natalie Teeger: No, it doesn't.
- Adrian Monk: Quite the opposite, actually.